I’ve tried to stay out of it, but I can’t. I just have to share my opinion. For months now I’ve been hearing you humans arguing over who should be the next alpha president—John McCain or Barack Obama. Frankly, I don’t understand why you don’t handle it like we canines do; let them fight it out until one is hurt and gives up. The winner becomes the alpha. The loser is allowed back in the pack, just not as a leader. That would be the respectable way to do it. But, I digress…
Using human methods you have to ask important questions that expose the real nature of the alpha candidates. You dig deep and find out what dirty secrets the candidates are hiding. Fortunately for you humans, I’ve done some research and have some startling results to share with you. Forget all the dirt you think you’ve been digging up. Nobody cares about socialism, terrorists, taxes, lack of experience or the other stuff you’ve been coming up with. You’re missing the biggest issue.
According to an Associated Press article, John McCain shares his home with dogs, cats, fish and other animals. He loves animals; especially dogs. In fact, he has more animals in his house than I can count on two paws. Barack Obama has none. Zero. Not even a Chihuahua (please, no email from the Chihuahuas). Unimaginable! Dogs have been in the White House along side of almost every alpha president this country has had since George Washington. With no dogs, who would be there to help him relax after a hard day at the Oval Office? Who would protect the First Family? What would the White House lawn be like without dogs romping around on it? I don’t know if I can trust an alpha president who doesn’t like dogs. And you shouldn’t either.
It’s time you humans learned to fight for what’s right! Fight to give canines the respect we deserve! Fight to keep dogs in the White House! Fight for the fair treatment of all animals! Fight! On Tuesday, get out there and fight for your four-legged friends!
I’m Simba Dog and I approve this message.
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